Psst, we're looking for an Copywriter...

Maybe you're the one?

Like we've mentioned, we're looking for an Copywriter to join our team.

We need someone who writes fast, understands the psychology of buying, and knows how to turn browsers into buyers - specifically in the health and wellness space.


What Youโ€™ll Be Writing:

- Long-form sales pages and landing pages

- Advertorials and listicles with a direct-response angle

- Ecommerce product copy with a health/problem-solving focus

- High-impact headlines, CTAs, and lead-ins that sell


 Required skills:

 - Have 1โ€“3+ years of experience writing conversion-driven copy (landing pages, advertorials, listicles, ecommerce)

- Understand sales psychology, user intent, and the AIDA framework

- Are comfortable iterating fast and working off proven templates/briefs

- Can write with clarity, punch, and urgency โ€” without sounding like a robot

- Are fluent in English (written and spoken) and know how to write for a U.S. audience

If that sounds like you...

Let's talk;)

Also, here's a bit more about us.

Just so you know what you're getting into.

We work hard. And we party even harder.

Fuck fake smiles, we're here to build.

Most businesses try to disguise their true intentions.


They offer snack stations, console filled offices, dream positions, fake career opportunities, and then the recruiting manager #512 tells you how happy and awesome they are and why you should definitely work with them.


In reality, this breeds a culture of mediocrity, fake smiles, and corporate bullshit, where you end up feeling like a cog in a machine full of greedy motivations.


The truth is simple โ€“โ€“ we're all in the business of figuring things out.


We don't care about looks, we care about results.


If you do shit work, we'll tell you.

If clients do terrible, we'll tell you.

If profitability is bad, we'll tell you.

If we feel like you're not right, we'll tell you.โ€


This is the only way to grow.โ€

Kandy is about building great brands, with people we care about.

6.5 litres

Amount cried due to Adobe crashes (2024)


0.1%

Chance you'll be killed by the CEO. Probability is low, but never zero.


$46M+

Revenue for ecom brands. Number going up and up and up, though.

We love weird ideas. And also, being genuine, heated debates, meaningful relationships.

We hate corporate stuff. Fake business people, brain-dead approaches, complacency.

We try testing before talking. We ask before we judge, and we set the bar higher.

Meet the CEO.

The vision, brains, and decision-making behind the company. Everything stems from leadership, and the credentials should be obvious.

Instead of us boring you with clichรฉ facts, here's some more pictures of our CEO.

Wanna scale some cool brands?